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Conversations about language aside, the error is that “Monday” is a string with a length of 6.

Strange to see Zullie outside of the FromSoft space, but also, 100% accurate point.

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

Because it turns out that conforming to what your parents and your community believe is way more influential to the average person than objective truth.

Remember when people were taking pot shots at power stations a couple years ago? We’ll probably have more stupid shit like that.

Approximately 0%, unless Biden has a stroke or something before the election.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can’t assume liability!

Remember when their account signup page said “It’s free, and always will be”? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

So we’re keeping the reddit trend of posting any tabloid-level “headline” about Musk as if it’s technology news?

Also doesn’t sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.

It’s not specific, it’s just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

Roaches don’t pay rent.

It’s not. The two people in the picture are disagreeing. The joke is that normally this picture would be captioned with two people simply disagreeing over weather the shape is a 6 or a 9, but instead they’re disagreeing with a political position.

I forgot about a bag of potatoes once. ONCE.

They smelled like lukewarm death.

The case involved a grain buyer sending out a mass text to drum up clients and a farmer agreeing to sell 86 tons of flax for around $13 per bushel. The buyer texted a contract agreement to the farmer and asked for the farmer to “confirm” receiving the contract. He issued a thumb’s up emoji as receipt of the document, but backed out of the deal after flax prices increased.

The buyer sued the farmer, arguing that the thumb’s up represented more than just receipt of the contract. It represented an agreement to the conditions of the contract, and a judge agreed, ordering the farmer to cough up nearly $62,000, likely causing a string of puke emojis.

What a bunch of horseshit. I can see a thumbs-up emoji being used as an explicit sign of confirmation, but even in the context, the farmer never indicated any willingness to sign the contract. Receiving a contract and signing a contract are two entirely different things.

“I could fix her, but honestly whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter.”

That’s something that’s been really nice about using Mastodon. It just shows you what you ask it to show you. There’s 0 time wasted scrolling through content you never asked for hoping that the good stuff might accidentally bubble to the surface at some point.