I choose to believe the person that gave you 1 will bump into you again and say “now we’re talking” before disappearing into a crowd.

Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if that’s what happened after the fact?

It’s African American Vernacular English. Calling it “uneducated and improper” can and will be perceived as racist as it’s a legitimate dialect of the English language.

You can also use a pool noodle to line the bottom part of your door if there’s a gap so you can keep the bathroom nice and steamy.

*Bow chicka bow wow*

What is a consensual non-consent machine?

I will, thank you. Sincerely.

If I would only not just use it to log off.

Non, c’est une pipe!

Yeah y’all really don’t want to end up like us. We’re not the land of the free. The streets are most definitely not paved with gold. We’re just a giant ponzi scheme.

I’m not sure where you’re coming from?

The working class and the employing class have nothing in common.

Do you have any feelings about the whole situation now?

You almost got yeeted.

Says who?

I get it, it’s because this house lacks personality. Like a Linux user.

But is it union?

HOAs should be a thing of the past.

Not only is it boring, it’s made in the shittiest way possible. It’s the American way, after all. You want properly installed outlets? What are you, some sort of royalty or something? Properly sealed windows? Look at Mrs. Moneybags over here. The siding is falling off the house? What did you expect from a $350k home?

I can trace every problem back to capitalism.