10 years an electrician. I have never seen OSHA. The only time I’ve heard of OSHA showing up anywhere, the person that called got in trouble.

Dude, shut up.

My main use is for porn.

If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it’s not going to be any different.

Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

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I’m insecure too. I love fat chicks.

Looks like I’m at least not schizophrenic. Hell yeah

Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.

I am born, raised, and live in one of the most diverse cities on the planet. I could care less about you assimilating to my culture. And I definitely don’t care if you can’t speak the language.

That’s some Nazi crap to judge people like that.

It’s weird no one has mentioned, but never wear a condom.

Caretaker for my father. Lots of poop.

Also still paying my dues to the electrical union. That was a dirty AF job. Miss it a bunch, tho.

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Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.

Lower back went out

Headshots in video games.

Becoming a federal felon.

True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren’t popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.