Pretty sure this is what the Mayans used.

Very true!

And where might we find these? I just want to make sure I don’t accidentally come across one.

Eh, the populated areas of Oregon and Washington are chill. The rural areas are scary.

That’s all I’m here for…

I’m never going to financially recover from this.

I prefer it here. The comment sections are few and far between, but the ones that do exist have a higher quality of dialogue. We just need more of the experts to shift over; the only thing I really miss about the other place is when some person who’s an expert on the most random thing starts chiming in on a topic and dropping knowledge.

How do we opt out?

We need more! That goes so hard and just ends 8 minutes too damn early!

What if they were super smart, pilot trained monkeys?