That’s easy! 1: Coffin 2: Headstone 3: septic tank 4: bad parachute 5: cemetery plot

There’s, uh, a bit of a theme with these though.

Yeah, he “won” against Tyson. Tyson looked old and weak, legs were not with him… Paul didn’t even go full ham, Tyson barely threw punches, and you could tell it wasn’t full effort for either fighter.

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

What’s that last one from?

This is not shit post… it is a grain of wisdom made manifest.