The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.

Did you ever play Heroes of the Storm?

I was a certified technician in that pharmacy for 5 years. I can tell you with confidence that is patently false.

It’s honestly the corpse of a retail store being dragged along by a perfectly healthy pharmacy. Every rx sold, regardless of what the customer pays, nets Walgreens the full value of the script. So when grangran runs to Wallygreens to pick up her no cost diabeetus meds, walgreens gets the full 1000+$. And that’s every script sold, every hour of every day.

Paladins tryna long rest in their plate

What makes you think other prone don’t?

I very strongly prefer dub, but no one I say it to gets it unless I explain it to them.

My gimmick is that it depends. On five days out of the week, some Basic meds, electronics, an Uncommon wireless headset, a Rare hat, but most importantly, a Legendary key card to a bank operations center. On one of those days in particular, it gets even better. Not only do I have the key card, but I also drop an Exotic Red Dragon walking stick, +1 Leather Bracers, 1-3 random Rare or better magic pendants, and an Exotic His and Hers Dungeon Divers Duffle containing 5 random sets of Uncommon or better polyhedral dice, 3 Books of Gaming, and 2 Player’s Notebooks.

Writing this post has made me feel rich and well equipped, even though I’m barely over minimum wage. Thank you, I guess, for helping appreciate what I have that much more.

Objective: Survive

This movie was so good, and this scene is peak.

It’s not the mirror, it’s their reflection in the ipad screen

What’s a good browser for Android?

To jerk each other off

I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies

Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

My gf and I adopted a pair of kittens, half siblings. A couple months later, one of them came down with FIP. For those who don’t know, FIP is basically a death sentence. Until recently, it was basically incurable and always fatal. At first, we didn’t know what it was. Timmy (yes, that’s actually his name) was doing just fine, then he had a twitch. Then that twitch turned into spasms. Those spasms became seizures. At that point we took him to the vet, and they had to keep him for a couple days to run tests. While he was gone, his sister would walk around the house crying, looking for him. That testing is when we found it it was FIP. I remember one time specifically, I was playing a game at my desk, she came in and looked at me, looked around the room, and just stood there meowing for him. I broke down crying on the spot. The thought that her brother was going to die, and she was going to keep looking for him tore me apart. I dunno, something about this post pulled on the same heartstrings, I guess.

For whatever it’s worth, our story actually had a happy ending. The interesting thing about FIP is that it’s actually a cousin of Covid. Some company was trying to join the running for creating a Covid vaccine. They hadn’t made it to human trials yet, but somewhere along the way data came out saying it would be effective against the FIP virus also. The manufacturer wasn’t interested in the animal component of the vaccine, so they never tried to get it approved for that, but it’s possible to get it if you don’t mind dealing with shady Chinese suppliers. And if you’ve got the cash. My gf and I did double shifts on Doordash, did a fundraising campaign, and still put nearly 6,000$ worth of meds into this cat. But it worked. He lived. He’s now the best cat we’ve ever had. More importantly, his sister still has her brother. Her meowing for him is just a memory now.

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

I am Toy Story years old

I love dnd. I tried beyond but couldn’t add things to my sheet because I didn’t own the digital book. So I made my own system on Google sheets to build a character and play the game without needing to buy every single book for one race or feat.

I remember a quote from spez a while ago where he basically said reddit isn’t profitable, so we’re not going to stop until it becomes profitable. Apparently that translates to “our platform isn’t profitable, so we’re not going to stop fucking it up until it becomes irrelevant.”