I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

I’ve enjoyed reading many of these comments and I wanted to expand a bit on the reason for the question.

Several friends of mine would camp for several days and do the kind of things guys do. Then we’d realize we’re kind of gross, rude, not attractive, have a lot of shortcomings, and generally not full of great qualities. But, we’ve all been married a long time and will ask ourselves why in the hell did our wives agree to marry ugly, gross fools like us? We know why we married them; they’re far better people than we are! My wife is obviously smarter than me and it isn’t even a fair comparison.

In the end, I guess we make them laugh and are extremely wealthy.

I lied about the extremely wealthy part. I meant borderline poor.

If you think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

I see nothing but winners here.

I’m sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

I was more surprised there are 35.9 million Xfinity customers!

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

This is how R2-D2s are made!

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Well…spit it back out I guess.

Her: Touché. Here at The Meme Factory we look for people with a little…je ne sais quoi…
Him: I don’t know what that means.
Her: Excellent. Welcome to the meme team.

I’m drunk and don’t really know what I’m saying.

TL;DR: Don’t care

Was a baby when it was done so don’t remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared…probably because it is extremely common where I live.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

I see AI has nightmares too.

@BlueLineBae That looks comfy af

@Stamets @corus_kt