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They jelly can absolutely be made into a mint sauce for lamb, or just slathered on as is too. But more or less yes, I enjoy the mint flavor with the peanutbutter a bunch! It also tends to be a less sweet jelly than store bought strawberry or grape. Those are sickeningly sweet

PB&J with mint jelly. For some reason people find the mint really weird

Scopaphobia, if people comment on my appearance or actions at all it makes me incredibly embarassed, self aware, and uncomfortable.

Teacher handed out some blank pages and wanted a couple line response to something we were doing that day. I wrote it down and decided I wanted to doodle so I (neatly) tore the page in half and handed in my answer. Got points marked off for not handing in a full piece of paper (my response/answer itself was good). WTH? Since when was that a requirement for such casual assignments?

Reno the place I just bought. I move in in 5ish weeks. Need to finish the ceiling, redo the floors, reno the bathroom and kitchen space.

Its only ~500sqft but I’ve zero reno experience really

30+ people invited, 1 showed, mother’s friend’s kid. (I was ~6-8), parents didn’t do birthday parties for me after that. Next birthday get together I had was @16 with 3 friends. I’m not an only child but it was just me in that situation.

I got corrective eye surgery cause glasses were an annoyance on everyday life. Can’t see from some peripherals, weight on your nose and ears, annoying when you lay down, cuddle etc. They bump about, and fall off if you’re active (such as parkour and flipping). Also forgetting or relying on them to see was always irritating, they fog up, smudge, etc. Just generally a hassle I did not want to deal with any longer. They also break, are expensive, and potentially need multiple pairs if sensitive to sunlight, have different prescriptions, or need safety glasses.

I’m sure they’re fine for most people but they suuuuuucked in my case.

Honestly more surprised it was a firing squad in 2010

Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.

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He was just tried and convicted, on 34 felony counts no less! Apparently the punishment for that is immediate release 🤷‍♀️

If they actually like each other than I think that’s cute AF

I have an ELI5 score of 3

It has resource extracting infrastructure already! Plus free labor! (A rare resource in the cosmos)

That’s hilarious. Actually got a verbal chuckle

I do photography and have thousands of photos, I have like actually 10 of myself, and those were mostly taken by my friend with the intent of putting on dating apps.

Online dating has evercerated my self confidence though. So I just detest photos of myself ever more.

This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

I was once I Huston for a bit visiting friends. I, a very white child was staying with my friends’s family who were very dark skinned. Friend’s mother took us to the local library where we got a TON of sideways glances. One person was staring quite intensely to which my friend’s mother looked directly at them them and said “what, you never seen a black family adopt a white boy before?”

To this day I find it just hilarious. She’s the best

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I heard it was patented Smartfood™

LMAO it’s from Lemmy, because I thought it was pretty