I would have to go with landmines. If that isn’t enough of a deterrent, and claymores or even some bouncing betties.

Bogos binted?

“Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?”

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!” chefs angrily shake jars of bees

My guess is a 3D movie mixed with a 6DoF motion setup. 9D still sounds stupid though.

Apparently, this is the code for a Hello World program in Malbolge:

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“utilithing”