Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost

AI accomplishing something useful for once?!

I left for a while after originally creating my account, but that’s mostly because I was missing reddit and the plethora of posts to read through. But I realize the more people exclusively use Lemmy, the more others will consider switching over.

Just great. I guess I’ll consider that my payment for all the free gba games I’ll be playing on that thing

Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

Bro looks like a corpse

I ordered a Powkiddy RGB30, although I’m not really sure how the tariffs will impact this since it’s coming from China (I bought it before the 104%)

Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner

Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.

Yet another reason not to use that awful app.

I have 2 ugly tattoos that I got done on the same day, by the owner of the shop nonetheless. One of them looks like a drawing made by a 6 year old. The meaning behind the tattoos are basically gone, yes, but I don’t regret that at all…. just the poor quality. Even if I got tattooed an alien sharting itself in graphic detail, I’d have zero regrets if it was done well.

I blame myself to be honest, I wasn’t ready for tattoos and had the wrong mindset about it all. But the experience taught me valuable lessons:

Don’t lower your standards. Don’t feel like your appointment seals your fate — if they aren’t getting the design right, cancel and find a better suited artist. It’s permanent and it’s your body. Also, there’s no “saving money” with a tattoo you’ll end up paying to get removed later. A professionally-done tattoo is well worth the money and travel. Find well-known artists in your community, and talk with them before you even consider letting them tattoo you. Online reviews of shops aren’t good for vetting individual artists.

Day 11 of wondering why people don’t just use cases and screen protectors on their phones

Mars is an uninhabitable hellscape that I sincerely hope Musk and his billionaire friends colonize so that they all become one with Martian soil

“I don’t hate women and minorities but I don’t see anything wrong with an economy built off of their exploitation.”

I mean, you’re likely right and I probably didn’t give it a good enough shot. I just haven’t had the smoothest experience with it. It took me twice as long to make an ugly Resume on libre than the time it took for me to make a decent one on “free” word

I’ve used Libre Office, but unpopular opinion, the formatting sucks. I just pirated word, never paying for that again

Great opportunity to mention Brave is owned by a dipshit right-wing homophobe.

It’s not a straight up block, sometimes reddit disallows you from seeing threads when you’re on a vpn, but it’s not always consistent.