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Cake day: August 2nd, 2023

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  • There’s always Calibretto 13 (I copied the name hence the large font). A Christian punk band. I’ve only heard a couple songs.

    I just know of them because at least some of the members (including the guitarist/singer/songwriter aka the frontman) made another band:

    Harley Poe

    Pretty much the opposite of a Christian band, and I love it (used to be religious long ago). But it’s pretty much peak folk/horror punk. Really great music. But like I said…the opposite of Christian music.

    Would recommend (their version of) “the hearse song” or “transvestites can be cannibals too” (same album) or "Music for teenagers.



  • You see, the Funk is a living creature. It’s 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins’s house.

    Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.