Sigilos

I was born at the start of the '90s, and I only got 1 point.

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Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I’d say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁

What happened here?

Modern problems require modern solutions

My Super-name would have to be Shitstorm

Thomas the Tank engine with George Carlin standup voiceover remix. Funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time.

Plainsong - Horizon Forbidden West

Agrarian society built after the major extinction event and with no need or desire for capitalism? Yes please.

The San Francisco medical examiner's office determined his death to be suicide and police found no evidence of foul play.

Does anyone else find it statistically significant how often whistle blowers commit suicide within a few days of releasing information or making a statement?

Oh sweet, man-made horror beyond my compression

This is plainly insane.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed to me that VPN use is totally cool and his worshipers should feel ok using them. 🍝

This hits like a cyberpunk dystopia

Any kind of surge pricing by for profit companies providing basic needs should be illegal full stop

Fixed that for you

SON BE A DEEENTIIIIST!!!

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Watching me while I’m browsing the net?

Just tested, can confirm it’s true. Gotta be really careful how you fold it though, and the only way to ‘double’ it is to put it against a mirror.

Circus music 🤡

“B is for Buy-n-Large, your very best friend.”

Looks like something Homer Simpson would dream up