BootyEnthusiast

Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?

Come check it out, it won’t even flush.

SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE

Dragon’s Dogma 2 has a hot spring that your entire party and other misc locals can go into.

And whoever is your highest affinity NPC in the game so far also shows up.

The steam cloud censorship is hilarious too.

People fucking beer cans now?

Sleepy Gary?

Is this about sucking dick?

Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?

I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.

So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”

What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.

I’m just here for the perjury

Bjork is 100% into dog buttholes

Both literally and figuratively…

I like to imagine that Jared Leto refers to himself in the third person.

“Jared Leto doesn’t like plum jelly”

Or

“Jared Leto thinks Alf is overrated, but still watchable”

Realistically, what would fucking a bear be like?

I’ve never seen bears fuck, so I don’t know what to expect.

One time my girlfriend floated the idea of “bee play” with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn’t want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.

Because planes that aren’t moving aren’t generating money. And airlines inherently are NOT catering to the Uber rich. The Uber rich have their OWN planes and jets.

A trucking company by comparison has much more to lose if something doesn’t ship on time, especially if contracted with high value or time sensitive goods.

Phil is a menace and must be stopped

Where’s that one picture of an anon who fits an ENTIRE apple in his foreskin?