Isn’t that just fried tofu?
Isn’t that just fried tofu?
I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?
That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.
So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.
He giving him the ol’ dick twist.
Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.
No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.
“it’s the thirst mutilator!”
I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”
No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
Meatloaf.
We should cut the shit then…
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.