More Than A Feeling In My Ass

Explain to me how much Trump supports Israel, because it’s definitely not less than Harris and Biden did

There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.

;)

I’m convinced these shitty shitty stalls are the reason so many Americans fear the idea of trans people, or people who do not appear to be cis, using the bathroom.

Hell yeah. Welcome!

“Muskian fraud” seems like a good term for someone who desperately claims to be a genius but can’t back it up. “Trumpian fraud” seems like a good term for someone who desperately claims to be wealthy but can’t back it up.

Tomorrow We Will Fail

I’m all over a good Burnout meme. I only ever played Burnout Paradise but I don’t care. Burnout is the best racing series ever

This is one of those big “Oh no! Anyways…” kinda moments.

Like someone at Epic or Microsoft or something was like “but Steam’s graphics aren’t as good as our graphics!”

… and?

Leftists be like

My dad: “Yeah, maybe a good solution to the problem of not being able to pay rent would be government-provided housing”

Also my dad: “Socialism is horrible! If it wasn’t, then why would EVERYONE be trying to leave Communist countries like Russia and the rest of Eastern Europe???”

Back in my day, AMD was always the butt of this joke. My, how times have changed

My interpretation of the closing lyrics of this song are “by the time we’ve fully understood the destruction we’re causing, the Sun will be about as close to death as it can be. Once the Earth is a husk, then we’ll start to make a change.”

“What about capitalism is worth dying for?” “Don’t ask me, employee. You’re the one that’s going to be dying!”

One day we’ll wake up from this absolute nonsense. A star, long worshipped, will burn in the red. Disused and empty shell: icon of an old world.

Conscience awakened, we’ll take it from there.

-Gojira

The year of the Linux desktop will happen when a large (EDIT: large, CONSUMER-FOCUSED AND CONSUMER-FRIENDLY) company decides to donate a remarkable amount of resources to the development and maintenance of a specific distro to make it user friendly and give it the feeling that someone who actually knows better than most users is taking care of important stuff in the background.

…Valve? 👀

That’s my point. According to BMI, the likes of Dwayne Johnson are obese so that’s why it’s worth asking what standard of obesity the graph is referencing.

If BMI is bad for measuring individual health, why would it be at all good for measuring a large population?

Hop on a 6 hour flight, or drive for 40 hours from most countries and you’ll likely find yourself in a place that speaks an entirely different language. In America all that gets you is someone who has a different kind of twang in their voice.

Not saying it’s right to make that assumption but it’s definitely understandable why people do.

Well obesity according to what metric? The notoriously outdated and inaccurate BMI?

Fine, it’s been a meme for long enough so I’ll bite.

What about this Saddam Hussein graphic was so funny that it made it worth meming? Like what element to this joke am I missing?