You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

Waterloo Grape is the closest to an actual sugar-soda taste I’ve had. Does a great job at fooling your mind and tastes like grape. I also like the Ginger-lime combos from them and Nixie. Ginger does a lot to add flavor.

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

Don’t need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

When my cat is staring me in my eyes I swear he’s trying to mind control me.

I use canola oil and salt and rub it in. Always cleans it out and the ingredients are cheap.

I drove across the country, from Detroit to LA and all I had was a piece of paper with a list of the roads I needed to take. If I lost that paper the plan was to follow the setting sun. I could also drive the opposite direction of a rising sun but sometimes it was hard to tell which way the sun was going.

I stumbled into an optics development project over a decade ago. Today I develop multiple systems a year and know the math behind it pretty well, although I use the dedicated software. I’ve also worked on the manufacturing of lenses. I’ve always been into photography and hope to start a niche camera lens company in the US just like MS optics in Japan.

Start with the YouTube app, it’s unusable now and may actually convince me to cancel.

All this simping for him and Trump just announced he’s going to destroy the EV credits cause EVs are too expensive. Remind me, isn’t oil still to this day subsidized by taxpayers?

He’ll do well there, he’s got those horse fucking eyes just like Lee

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

Futurama. I don’t what I would do if I couldn’t tell people to bite my shiny metal ass.

well i wear a mouthguard and headgear. Still it wakes you up.