Bitchin’ Summer by Agent Orange!

Definitely my favorite Lorn, that and Sega Sunset

Hmm, I might have to try this

Dude, definitely. I’m a standing desk evangelist and have 2 at home lol

While I guess not technically a gadget, a nice footrest is surprisingly comfortable when sitting at the computer a while

If you build it (the porn) they will come

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

It blew my mind when I first saw it

We’re officially known as dong lovers

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

To replace it with something else

Like a leg?

The new Dungeons and Dragons movie. It was a blast

I liked when they told you to turn to a different page and took you on a little adventure

he had a deep, smooth voice like melted chocolate

So he had a voice like…chocolate rain?

The real question is who the hell did he think you were

At least you never called it coke ;)

I never knew I needed this

I’d really love to sit a middle aged peasant down and watch them play GTA V