But what am I going to do without my tiny dick support vehicle? /s

Baconday

A special day in celebration of celery. 🤣🥓

This is the comment of comments 😂🤣🤣

I didn’t think that through very well 🤣

Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

Who will save the princess now?

Instructions unclear

Lol no, manufacturing

Good advice! 😂

This is going on the suggestion box at work.

LMAO!! Like a Denver Omelette, never heard of it until it was on a movie. I lived here my whole damn life. People just be naming shit after is without our involvement.

What the fuck? I live near Denver and I’ve never had a Denver. This is bullshit!

Delegate. It’s so much fun when other people do em.

On: Chiron Beta Prime Off: The Mariah Carey song

Totally agreed! It’s amazing how bad eating trash makes me feel over time.

It used to. 2014 I almost passed out at the top of pikes peak due to me weight and how out of shape I was. I fixed that!

Lost 80lbs over 2 years and feel younger now than I did in 2014.

I’m not sure why you’re getting down voted but I like the joke.

I also live in a green state and think of myself as a bit overweight. Visited family in MS, I’m a Mississippi 9 at least!

Grass is frozen, got frost bite.