AssortedBiscuits [they/them]

Kraut cope

No, it’s worse than that. It’s “I can say the n-word because Black people say the n-word.”

Jokes on you because everything is political.

Were you not around when the hordes of MS fanboys kept on insisting the start menu wasn’t necessary acktually for Windows 8?

You know, this could be a pretty funny Linux joke, but the comic had to ruin it with some cringey dick joke.

When repos changed to main from master, I got problems.

People are hypersensitive over these words now.

Yeah, I don’t understand why people would start malding when repos changed from master to main. They’re just words after all.

I mean it has clearly racist origins

So it’s racist then. Good, I’m glad that’s settled.

The solution to stopping the Nazi war machine is to get them all to watch a movie.

They stay inside and rant and rave about how things SHOULD be while we are out there actually making the incremental changes to try to bring it about.

Phonebanking for Biden doesn’t count as doing shit btw

Most of my coworkers can barely make it through their own tasks without fucking something up, let alone actually having input on how the business is run.

Your coworkers aren’t incompetent. Your coworkers are just half-assing at work because they correctly realize they’re not going to get paid more if they actually tried.

Hey buddy, you didn’t reply to my earlier post about Guaido getting owned. Running away from your emotions won’t make them go away. Cmon, let’s sit down and have a chat about how you feel. Does that make you mad?

Check their history. Langley is definitely not sending their best.

Here’s Guaido getting owned by randos Does that make you upset?

Your entire history on Lemmy is malding over Guaido getting BTFO. How mad does that make you feel? Don’t be shy.

Left unity is everyone dunking on this trash take.

That’s not fair to Estonians. This can only come from the mind of a Burgerländer.

How Guaido doing these days lmao Does it make you mad the “elected” president is never going to actually be president lol

The meme works better if it’s 1 instead of 2. 1 is mostly not considered a prime number because a bunch of theorems like the fundamental theorem of arithmetic would have to be reworked to say “prime numbers greater than 1.” However, just because 1 is not a prime number doesn’t mean it’s a composite number, so 1 is a number that is neither prime nor composite.

Don’t fight it. Just find another hobby that deserves your time and move on with your life. Games haven’t been truly good for a long time. Unless you’re a Twitch streamer or an esports athlete, games shouldn’t be drudgery. “But it gets better after 10 hours,” “you have to get to the endgame before you’re really playing the game,” “you can’t say you’ve played the game unless you did 3+ runs,” “AAA games suck but indies are still good” Man, shut the fuck up, I’m too old for that shit.

If you want to capture the excitement of how you felt when you first played videogames as a child, find a different hobby. Seriously, find a hobby that’s completely out of left field. Gardening, fixing mechanical watches, backyard astronomy, raising an ant farm, croqueting, kayaking, trainspotting. You don’t have to be that aging nerd who constantly malds at how modern videogames suck while continuing to fall for nostalgia bait that’ll always fall below your expectations.

It’s both. The 90s are never coming back, and you’ll never be however-old-you-were-during-the-90s.