Last time I did ket I found my lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

Cover the whole world in gravel!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

They do best buried quite deep. About 6ft should do it. No need to water.

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Thanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet

Tbh I’m not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?

He’s being a massive brick about it tho

Check out Mr. Militant over here. You’re doing your part by moaning on Lemmy. Well done you. Be the change.

I have zero coding skills and recentky switched to Linux. From what I can tell the difference between different distros is completely negligible unless you’re a developer or a hardcore gamer. I settled on Kubuntu because out of the dozen or so distros I tried, it worked best on my machine and was similar enough to Windows for me to get to grips with very quickly.

MIFL Mother In Fridge too Long

They listen to Nine Inch Nails and work in factories.