Don’t look into the laser with remaining eye.

That’s why we invented the ISS. Little known fact.

Huzzah for Kazumara, our local office software hero!

I do the same. I get unreasonably annoyed by the horrible translations. I’d rather just have the original bad English.

I remember when IBM translated hard disks as “rigid disks” in French for some reason, in defiance of the established usage.

The US not having such a consumer friendly system is really unfortunate, but not surprising.

Well, they’re consumer friendly, so of course the US won’t have them.

Microplastics and peas. Very traditional.

Stop making fun of that poor AI artist’s disability, you monster.

We call them…

THE EUROZONE!

I have my doubts, but you’re right, maybe it does.

But, advertising usually works.

I’m still waiting for the release of 100% A1 written software.

(Spoiler: when it comes, it will have been heavily edited by meat popsicles).

From that little image, they’re happy it takes a tenth of a fucking second to check if a list is empty?

What kind of dorito chip is that code even running on?

There’s probably an “import * from relativity” in there somewhere.

It builds character, dammit!

You mean I can’t just

import * from * 

And be done with it? How inefficient!

Sorry, that’s copyrighted.

There are several shell scripts that I’ve written in even less than ten days!

About 2% I’d say.

In the 1900s I was on the Titanic, and I remember that someone complained “at least there ought to be some boobies”.