Probably, but I find user interfaces now don’t really have you go hunting through multiple dropdown menus, so it doesn’t hit the same.

I had one ‘Yeah’ from Yeah! for going through my start menu, and a different Yeah for when a program was selected. It was awesome.

My first fps with 3 degrees of freedom was Descent. So having the up and down be like a flight simulator just worked for me.

Doom and Castle Wolfenstein didn’t have any use for y-axis aiming.

I always change Sprint to Spacebar and Jump to Shift. Also I usually have to change the invert Y-Axis setting.

Break up Ticketmaster!

I’ve only ever heard “They’re coming to take me away” on record. Great pick!

I work in bioinformatics. The faster the hard drive the better! Some of my recent jobs were running some poorly optimized code and would turn 1tb of data into 10tb of output. So painful to run with 36 replicates.

I love btop!

There’s a whole world out there and you’d willingly sit in jail? Sorry, I mean sit in a walled garden?

My bad.

Didn’t know anyone wanted to do that. /s

Selling your tesla means someone else has to buy it. I think hacking a tesla to turn it into something different (like turning a mac into a hackinotsh) is a morally acceptable alternative. Bonus points for putting a new badge on it.

And you haven’t been banned yet?

For slippery shoelaces that seem to come undone all the time, I’m so happy I learned Ian’s Secure Knot. It’s very strong, but still comes undone easily only if you pull on both of the lace endings at the same time. Pulling on one end won’t cause the knot to come undone. Once you’re practiced, it only takes a bit longer to tie than a regular shoelace knot.

I got a heat rash from using an antiperspirant on an extremely hot day. I got so angry I threw out the antiperspirant and go with just deodorant, but I miss the dry feeling antiperspirants give.

First normal shit in 9 years? That’s crazy. You wouldn’t even remember what normal was after that long. Must’ve been quite a relief.

A cabin in the woods when there’s zombies out there? You’d never sleep! I’d take my chances trying to find a compound.

Yeah I recommend rolling the Too Swole To Control perk. Sounds like you refuse to do cardio. /s obvs

Every time I see this I think there can’t be even more hilarious jokes that follow this same format, but this one is so good.

If I had as much money as Zuck, I’d have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.