I’m pretty sure the roamed the earth, not rule it.

If you go very literal on the Dutch etymology, you put your tongue (tong) in between some butt cheeks (bil = butt)

His eggs were pretty lit though, ngl

Unless those people are heathens, of course…

If you want the internet appliance nerd to demystify it for you, just under one hour:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QfX0SYCE8

No Dutch

Preferably

Wait till you see the snail wars in medieval documents.

The way midden scholars try to explain them is also hilarious to me.

As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

Have you tried being rich and incompetent?

90 in Danish (halvfems written) is based on the value 4,5 times 20 = 90. “Halvfems” is short for “halvfem-sinds-tyve” which means “4,5”-“times”-“20”

Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile

And do numbers over 80 even weirder

The Opera bit man…

My pick was portal 2. Only game that made me cry when I beat it.

Rules: just pick 1 and explain why.

This post right here, officer.

Dj Foucault

Is that was his wife’s nomination for secretary of education is about?

sharcutery

Is that where the meat part of the board is just haksel, fermented shark?

Like impossibly thin?

That’s a pretty blessed life