Could you replace them with the swear words you don’t mind saying? Or am I not understanding what you’re looking for?

e.g. “For Christ sake” can be replaced with, “for fuck sake”.

don juan grabbed the wrong pussy

Thanks, I hate it

Every large company I’ve worked at turned out to actually just be 30 startups in a trenchcoat

“One bad apple spoils the bunch.”

We have a lot of bad apples.

People aren’t being held to account for doing or making shitty things

I’ve been bullied and deceived. The bullying has done more lasting damage.

Oh wow, that’s really nice, yeah.

Thank you so much… this was an amazing summary!

It looks sooooo good:

What happened? (I don’t watch football or follow Taylor Swift)

“no, you!”

ಠ_ಠ

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–?

Agreed. Hiring manager green flags for sure.

There’s this guy on IG that fake farts in public and records people’s reactions. Everyone laughs. 10/10 this guy is my hero.

Once I started having to travel for work and was forced to eat alone, it took the stigma out of it for me. Now I just pretend I’m a traveller in my own city when I want to do something alone. Frankly, I’ve started to prefer it.

FWIW some stranger on the internet believes you. That sounds incredibly painful.

I LURVE 'EEEEEM

Usually mid-sneeze or mid-yawn.

It’s the cat version of looking up and seeing a shooting star.

How about scrungy ones?

!scrungycats@lemmy.world