What’s a potato?

“So when you say ‘a cut of the booty’…”
“I MEAN A PERCENTAGE OF THE VALUE OF THE RECOVERED GOODS!”

Honest question, how do you keep a cat indoors at night? We used to call them, but sometimes they wouldn’t show up. That meant you might see them the next day, or never again. One little poofy grey cat we had disappeared for a week before turning up soaking wet and meowing frantically. Cats are quick and can make pretty good distance from your house, so when you’re calling them in for the night, they could be literally anywhere. They also like to hunt at sunset, so might just ignore you on purpose.
That’s my experience anyways. I think some of the other comments here are right, that a limited outdoor space that they could enjoy but not escape from would be ideal. I don’t have a yard so my cats are indoor only. I did try to leash-train the smarter one but she was not having it.
edit: we would clang their food dishes and shake the food bags. Calling them in for the night was also feeding time. My experience was that despite this they wouldn’t show up sometimes.

This was my family when I was a kid. We never had a cat for more than 2-5 years because there were coyotes and pumas out there. Except for one cat who lived to old age. I think we had a dozen cats during my childhood. I remember thinking they were happier with their freedom, even though it meant their lives were short.
I know better now. I still think cats are happier when they can go outside, but it’s not worth the risk to their lives and also the lives of the local smaller wildlife.

Hollywood is that machine. I say let it die while it still has a scrap of dignity, and let smaller and more diverse filmmakers enter the arena.

To add to this, it’s a coniferous tree so mastic resin tastes delicious if you also enjoy coniferous flavours like juniper, rosemary, pine nuts, etc. They also put it in wine and you can get mastic honey. Tastes like a pine forest, in a good way.

I’ve been wearing men’s boxer briefs for years and never looked back. One of us! One of us!

Zoom!

That is sickening. How did you find the camera?
If that happened to me I am not sure I would ever leave my house again.

You don’t have to come and confess. We looking for you

I didn’t even realize how much I missed this guy

I think this one was popular around 2010. But you aren’t wrong, I even saw dancing baby today.

I wish I had thought of that!

This guy died recently. RIP, he sounded like a good dude.

Thank you

I pet it and it licked my hand

So…what did it feel like?

Where do you even buy these anymore? I agree with you, but I only ever see those shitty highly-breakable plastic ones.

RemindMe bot was always my favourite.

This is the correct answer. It’s so bad it’s good! And it combines something halfway reasonable with a scribble someone spent 2 seconds on. Which really captures the spirit of what this community will (hopefully) become.