What if you’re wearing cargo pants?
What if you’re wearing a shoulder bag?
What if you’re wearing something with only two pockets?
What if you have a jacket on?

Where, oh where do your things go???

  • blave@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Front right phone

    Front right tiny pocket, headphones

    Front left cigarettes and lighter

    Rear right wallet

    • I don’t wear cargo pants. Nobody should.
    • if I’m wearing a shoulder bag, it’s because I’m carrying stuff other than what is already in my pockets. Like my water bottle and my laptop.
    • I don’t wear things with only two pockets.
    • if I’m wearing a jacket, it’s because it’s cold out, not because I need extra pockets