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Stern@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

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What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

Stern@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

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    “Ugh, who coiled up this cord?”

    Covers any field with cords.

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    “It’s always DNS.”

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      Is it patch Tuesday again already?

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      It’s not a networks issue.

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    Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.

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    For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

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    These fucking clowns just can’t maintain their documentation properly.

    (There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this’ll fit)

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      Circus rigging tech?

      • amio@kbin.social
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        Unfortunately, most tech is ultimately circus rigging tech

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    “Please do the needful”

    • crystalmerchant@lemmy.world
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      Kindly

    • craigers@lemmy.world
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      Greetings of the day!

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    After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

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      This is pretty Solid.

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    Nice try ChatGPT!

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    Electrical engineering: “Did you remember to add bypass caps?”

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    Garbage in is garbage out

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      This is true for a lot of fields, but I’m going to take a guess you’re working with machine learning?

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        I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)

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        Dishwashing

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    It’s not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

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    A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

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    MEP engineer: “Architects are as useful as a fart in a fistfight.”

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      So, only if used tactically?

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        They make an audible sound, turn up at the worst possible times, are good for a laugh, but not much further than that.

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    Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding „unable“ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

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    Always grease your stern gland, it’ll save your life one day

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      I’d like to know more!

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        https://forums.ybw.com/threads/stern-gland-greasing-why.224482/

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