Hate to break it to you, but you are also full of Teflon.
And Teflon is also a plastic
Sorry, it’s hard to think with all this plastic in my brain.
Don’t forget the lead and steel.
Steel? 🤔
Yeah… Steel wouldn’t be a big deal. It’s mainly iron and carbon, both things that our bodies use.
And they’re all full of microplastics, and we also all have a decent amount of lead.
The kids are also full of lead but its alot more short term
Unfortunately everyone is full of Microplastics and Teflon.
So we won’t decompose or stick to things. Where’s the downside?
Not sticking to things is bad news for Spiderman.
This is terrible news. I’ve wanted to be a spider man since I was a young boy.
Now I’m 2x sadder ☹️
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Gen X over here on all three like it was gonna be a party.
Time to turn to glass instead of plastic
There’s still hope for graphene!
Is Uncle Asbestos coming?
honestly though aren’t we basically full of all 3
Elder millennial here, I get all three! What’s my prize?
Time to donate some blood I guess. *sigh
Me looking at what our government is doing:
Gen Z - radiation and climate change.
Nope. Still microplastics.
Most of gen Z are in their 20s, I thought we counted as the last spiderman :(
The reality is that all 3 are full of micro plastics. And there’s some overlap in the Teflon lead generation. And non stick material is still not all that great.
Really, the only problem we’ve solved kinda is lead, unless you’re poor.
what radiation?
With how much reddit and lemmy suck up to nuclear energie, I dont doubt that our ground water will be fully poluted with nuclear waste soon
Yes, as that is a well known regular occurrence with modern nuclear power plants…
Trust me, Microplastics boy. You’re full of those other things too.
Also all three of you are likely full of shit … because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.
Now what does cancerous polyps have to do with my shit levels?
Haha. Shut up, you fuck.
