“you’ll wear multiple hats” => “you’ll wear all the hats”

The only thing I’d replace is we have daily stand ups we meet every day in the same time and same place and there’s this guy who talks way more than he should

Minimal supervision also could mean there’s no onboarding, no support and internal communication is awful.

Agile could also be code for we can’t figure out how to control project scope and team capacity

If they say: salary is competitive = you will be underpaid

Why is this posted as humor? Seriously, this is how anyone actually seeking a job should directly translate those phrases.

I can say without a shadow of a doubt that there is no sweeter pleasure than watching utter panic and chaos unfold when the rockstar quits. I love quitting shitty jobs…