Starts at 9am? Fuck off early risers.

The music festival starts when there’s enough people awake to run the sound gear.

It goes until they fall asleep.

It repeats until no one is available to work.

The human concept of time is forgotten.

The music shouldn’t be too loud either.

They had me at coffee. A music festival that’s just chill, low energy, sipping espresso or tea or hot cocoa, and listening to nice music all day. Why are there no vibe concerts, is that a contradiction?

It might be safer to go inside and waste on a recliner? Please I don’t want to be the object of passive ire on social media when I stand at a festival.