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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

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  • zib@lemmy.world
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    I’d take my odds with the bottom track.

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      I agree. And if it doesn’t fire the missile, I’ll go get that and hook it up to my Motorcycle like Raven (Snow Crash)!

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        poor impulse control

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          Oh, don’t misunderstand. I had that thought first time I read Snow Crash about a decade ago now. Haven’t found thought changing mind since. Just because Raven was poor doesn’t mean he made a “bad” decision in certain senses!

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            He literally has it tattooed on his forehead.

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              Been about a damn decade and I know I need to read it again.

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