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mesamunefire@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 months ago

curl -v https://google.com

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mesamunefire@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 months ago
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The little men in your computer do this every time you open google.com0:00 Shell0:11 DNS Lookup0:21 TCP Connect0:30 TLS Negotiation1:14 Guitar Solo1:23 X509 ...
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