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ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    We can’t take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don’t even match, Harold.

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    no secondary grip

    snath doesn’t match his wingspan

    weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

    blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

    Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

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    Dr Phil?

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      Dr. Kill

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      Removed by mod

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    When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

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    I might have some troubles through security gates

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    Man, i miss Obvious Plant

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    No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

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    No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

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    I need that

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    will this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?

  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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    It makes my morning to see obvious plant here on Lemmy!

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    Did someone say downsizing?!

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    In dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.

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