Does anyone want to hear my far cry 3 headcanon that the gun in the beginning was unloaded and vaas was just going to recruit whoever pulls the trigger?

No? Well too bad you already read it. It really sounds like something he’d do to me.

If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don’t think god could destroy it as easily.

Many of you may only know it as the music video for smash mouth’s all star.

You’re going to have to call the police, buddy.

Even our farts smell better when you don’t smoke.

I can’t hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn’t even believe.

All the time I spent trying to get rid of gemini just to now download this. Am I stupid?

It’s not a complex if it’s true.

Fucking everywhere legal in 2027? Maybe the future isn’t so dark after all.

Well you see. AI companies are run by idiots with too much money to throw around so all you have to do is tell them your startup is github for ai models and they’ll bury you with money.

I’m gonna bite them as hard as I can.

I am waiting for this day so eagerly. To make the computers feel what they put me through.

ITT: People expecting the most basic of logic from a blue checkmark’s brain.

God has no hand in programming. He’s just as confused as us.

But… you have one.

I could really use a toaster and a bath right now…

I have a countertop dishwasher that has a giant window in the front. Wanna know what’s in there?

Bubble bath shower for the dishes. It looks fun.

It’s only gay because he lost the poop plug 🫡

Well yeah >buzzfeed

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