Imagining zote eating a burrito is so funny

A friend, not me. He used to do voice acting, people requested small scripts (3 or 4 sentences) and he sent them an audio. He was completely amateur, and without any equipment (besides his phone) he made like 10-20€ per week with no effort. I don’t know what app/website he used tho :/

One of my favorite professors was giving a class to me and other 200 about algorithms in a huge room. Suddenly he stops and drops “y’know, statistically speaking, 2/3 of this room will die of cancer”. So yeah, the odds are not on my side.

Source: trust me bro