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Ding ding ding!

Not only do i work in a district that uses metal detectors, but employs security guards to keep the kids in line. Even down to elementary level.

I fervently agree with your hypothesis, but i dont think you know what it is like inside public schools these days. “Shut up bitch” is the likely response to enforcing that lol

Dont worry, they will find a sexy motherfucker carrying a backpack full of evidence tying them to the crime while theyre in a In N Out drive thru.

I would like to see an edit with the mario bros death jingle played right after the shot

Yeah i guess they didnt asked to be spewed from his tiny rancid worm

Niagara is my favorite by far, i have been paying for pro for years

I tried pointing that out to my dad and he screamed “THATS BLASPHEMY” and turned purple.

Why wouldnt they want to clear that up if it was only that?

Yeah it convinced me to buya honda ruckus actually. The gas money i save almost fully covers the payments.

I have a 2014 chevy cruze and i may as well have a subscription by the amount of repairs it needs to stay on the road

I live in iowa and its the same here. Sit down mexican restaurant is at least 75 bucks after tipping (for two peope). I’m actually shocked that the price is so close in cali, i would expect it to be higher than here.

Jokes on them, theres nobody in my family i would bail out anyway lol let em figuure it out

Cancelled mine after they price hiked a dollar for the third time in like a year lol

My driving test consisted of making four right turns, then parking and verbalising how i would park on a hill.

No parallel parking, no back-in parking or even 3 point turn. I was never even taught to parallel park, but i saw the episode where kris kardashian taught one of her kids and it just clicked lucky for me lolol

Dont judge, the early seaons are great for cringe watching :p

Yeah millenial’s earliest memory of tragedy is said to be 9/11. Can confirm as a baby millenial who was 7 at the time.

I just got some Vans Off the Walls a couple months ago and theyre already separating at the seam between the upper and the rubber :(

I love my charcoal grill

Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i’ve had a padlock on it ever since.