Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

Be like Zammo. Just say no.

Welp, it’s probably about time for my PC to break its RAM again.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

Have you seen daytime TV? It’s a sea of ads for shite you’d never want, and if you have no money for the shite, there’s ads for loans as well.

Not any more.

I’m unconvinced anyone will really legislate this, and if it is, it’ll just lead to that country being scratched off the list of where the game is officially supported.

Realistically, we need to stop buying online only games where the servers will eventually go offline, and support those that release open servers.

I think their heads just naturally expand as they get further right.

It’s nature’s way of saying “snipe me”.

Another billionaire nonce for the billionaire nonce club.

Why hello fellow forty-something.

Even as a kid, my record was 5 wanks in a day.

One man’s quest to own all the leather jackets on Earth.

You’re right, they don’t.

The other two cheese platters are out of shot.

Billions in investment. Trillions in speculation. All on something that makes less money than Genshin Impact.

Fun times.

I use a reusable bag because I’m not paying an extra 40p every time I go fucking shopping.

So PC GamePass isn’t a thing? If Valve offered a solid subscription offering, gamers would be all over it.

What are you updating the GPU to for $200? A 1060?

Exactly, one man’s mission to soak up as much money from religious nutters as possible.

Just as the church has always done.

That dream of an AGI just a little further away every day.

There’s one I found today that just reads “this is a fucking abortion”

I don’t remember doing it, but it was almost certainly me.